Voice messages......

readt it, it's funny!

Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary
part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if
God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the
following

Thank you for calling heaven.

For English press 1
For Spanish press 2
For all other languages, press 3

Please select one of the following options

Press 1 for request
Press 2 for thanksgiving
Press 3 for complaints
Press 4 for all others

I am sorry, all our Angels and Saints are busy helping other sinners
right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will
answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line.

If you would like to speak to

God, press 1
Jesus, press 2
Holy spirit, press 3

To find a loved one that has been assigned to heaven press 5, then
enter his social security # followed by the pound sign. If you
receive a negative response, please hang up and dial area code 666.

For reservations to heaven, please enter JOHN followed by the
numbers, 3:16.

For answers to nagging questions about dinosaurs, life and other
planets, please wait until you arrive in heaven for the specifics.

Our computers show that you have already been prayed for today,
please hang up and call again tomorrow.

The office is now closed for the weekend to observe a religious
holiday.

If you are calling after hours and need emergency assistance, please
contact your local pastor.

Thank you and have a heavenly day

Can You believe ....????!!!!!!!

I was working on a windows 2003 machine in Chicago today and I found that it needs to be updated with service pack 1.
As usual, I accepted Microsoft update request and then installation wizard appeared. I just shocked when I saw the file size, it was about 140 MB.

For me, it means that this …. Microsoft forgot to put half of kernel with the released version.

With a cable internet download time will be 3 mins.
With an ADSL bandwidth it will take 3 hours to download it.
With a dial-up connection , download time will be 18 hours.
(Consider that in this case you are sitting behind of your PC and your fingers are crossed to have a reliable connection)


Now please figure it out:

Whole procedure in Canada: 9 mins
Whole procedure in Iran : 27 hours

Friendship......

"Friends are windows to the world of views that you had never seen them before"

"I have been looking for happiness, I was wondering why I couldn’t reach that. I didn’t know that there is a golden key for the gateway to the happiness, I found that key when I found my best friend."


"Good friends are like stars.... You don't always see them, but you know they are always there" by : Marcus Tullius

"Friendship doubles our joy and divides our grief." By : Unknown

"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves" by : Edna Buchanan

No wonder if ....

Blue skies….
White clouds….
Windy days….
Wind is moving clouds faster than we can reach them…. Faster than we can get chance to rest under their shades
Do you want to be under their shade? always? so run with them

Look at that one….
It’s whiter …. it’s faster….
I want that to be mine.
………no wonder if I’m running faster than the others.

Politics

IF PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, PARTICULARLY POLITICIANS, WERE HONEST WITH THEMSELVES AND WOULD THINK BEFORE THEY ACTED OR SPOKE, THIS WORLD WOULD BE A MUCH BETTER PLACE TO LIVE IN.

Without Description...

"... be the change you wish to see in the world."


Gandhi

Venerating

I know people, there are moments that they are venerating whatever that they have received in the whole life.
For me, I need the whole life to respect what I have received at the moment that I saw you

This is exactly what I think about a friendship.

You were born together, and together you shall be forevermore.
You shall be together when white wings of death scatter your days.
Aye, you shall be together even in the silent memory of God.
But let there be spaces in your togetherness,
And let the winds of the heavens dance between you.
Love one another but make not a bond of love:
Let it rather be a moving sea between the shores of your souls.
Fill each other's cup but drink not from one cup.
Give one another of your bread but eat not from the same loaf.
Sing and dance together and be joyous, but let each one of you be alone,
Even as the strings of a lute are alone though they quiver with the same music.
Give your hearts, but not into each other's keeping.
For only the hand of Life can contain your hearts.
And stand together, yet not too near together;
For the pillars of the temple stand apart,
And the oak tree and the cypress grow not in each other's shadow.

by : Khalil Gibran Khalil

Figure it out!

Sky is a limit

This week is all about execution again. I will do what I say; I will say what I think. I have a very important exam this week.I will Pass it. For my opportunities, sky is a limit.

Interview With BBC

Hi Guys

My friends asked me to give them the link for BBC's interview with toronto's webloggers. here it is :

گپ و قهوه با وبلاگ نويسان تورنتو

Reiki (Episode II)

Stop and reflect for a moment. Imagine the implications of the universe around us made from energy which can be shaped and also manipulated by thoughts. This is the implication of both Quantum Physics and ancient Metaphysics. Reiki makes some diseases easier to explain, especially those which have no apparent physical cause. Also it makes miraculous cures easier to explain. For example there was research study done a couple years ago showing that prayer improves the health of those who are prayed for, the focus of intent in prayer sends thoughts out in the form of "I wish such-and-so to happen", so if the world is energy subject to the power of thought then prayers must work (depending on how clearly and carefully you hold and elaborate on the prayers or thoughts). Remember this while you are about to know what is Reiki.

For more information please see the First Episode

Internet Pain

I had an IT class in Iran which was Internet Security. I was training a great book titled as "Hacker Exposed" and students were so happy with it. I suggest you to take a look at it.
In a country like Iran that we are using the Internet just for fun of it, security is not an issue. But for those that they are experiencing web-based life style, security is an important issue.

Network engineers have defined the following types of Internet Attacks:

• Social engineering
– Fooling the victim for fun and profit

• Impersonation
– Stealing access rights of authorized users

• Exploits
– Exploiting a hole in software or operating

• Transitive trust
– Exploiting host-host or network-network trust

• Data driven
– Trojans, trapdoors, viruses

• Infrastructure
– Taking advantage of protocol or infrastructure features or bugs

• Denial of service
– Preventing system from being used


I will do my best to dedicate one session to each title and clarify the exact meaning of each of them.

Nice Poem

For all those times you stood by me
For all the truth that you made me see
For all the joy you brought to my life
For all the wrong that you made right
For every dream you made come true
For all the love I found in you
I'll be forever thankful baby
You're the one who held me up
Never let me fall
You're the one who saw me through through it all
You were my strength when I was weak
You were my voice when I couldn't speak
You were my eyes when I couldn't see
You saw the best there was in me
Lifted me up when I couldn't reach
You gave me faith 'coz you believed
I'm everything I am
Because you loved me

Performance

It is an immutable law in business that words are words, explanations are explanations, promises are promises—but only performance is reality.

If last week was about exectution this week is about the performance.

To whom it may ......

When you are working so hard
When you are doing something more than what you can
When your work hours is sometimes around 16 hours per day
When you are just a young boy whereas people expect you more than a 40 years man
When you have several tasks that hide them from your friends
When you sleep 23 hours per week
When you are handling the 4 major items simultaneously
If some one very close to you tell you that you are ".........." at 5 am , it will really hurt your heart.
How can you mend my broken heart? You didn't know that what I was doing yesterday.
Just keep in mind 3rd of June. I may have a surprise for you.

When it's .............

When it’s rainy, I can smell your skin.
When it’s quiet, I can hear your voice.
When it’s warm, I can feel your arms.
When it’s cold, I can feel being without you.
When it’s night, I can hold you tight.
When it’s day, I know that you are there.
When it’s spring, I know that you are coming.
When it’s summer, I know that you are laughing.
When it’s perfect, I know that you do that.
When it’s great, I know it’s about you.
When it’s sad, I remember living without you.
When it’s happy, I remember being with you.
When it’s about my heart, I know it beats for you.
When it’s about my shoulders, I know it’s for you.
When it’s about my life, I know it’s nothing without you.

To my real love Which i found in June 2007.

Some times we need more eyes to see

There are moments that you can not believe what you have. What do you name a thing which is beyond your imagination? miracle? Is it just miracle? No it’s not.
It’s combination of love, happiness, kindness, greatness with eternity. God, I want to say thank you for everything in this great world. I want to have it longer than time.


Some times we need more eyes to see, more ears to hear, more words to talk, more times to live , more and more …. So we choose to be in love.

What is chapter 11 bankruptcy?

Chapter 11 is typically used for business bankruptcies and restructuring. It is not commonly used by individual consumers since it is far more complex and expensive to pursue. It allows businesses to reorganize themselves, giving them an opportunity to restructure debt and get out from under certain burdensome leases and contracts. Typically a business is allowed to continue to operate while it is in Chapter 11, although it does so under the supervision of the Bankruptcy Court and its appointees.


What happens in developing the chapter 11 plan?

The debtor company develops a plan with the various committees. The company or its counsel usually prepares a disclosure statement and reorganization plan and files it with the court. If is complete (if the company is publicly held, it is reviewed by the SEC), creditors (and sometimes the stockholders) vote on the plan.The Bankruptcy Court confirms the

Execution

I love people those they do what they say. A friend of mine has done a great Job.