1. Love Connection: You and your wife will celebrate your anniversary by logging on to the chat room where you first met.
Comment: I really love the connection. it's somehow my food. Without connection, I'm not alive anymore.
Old version: I think, therefore I am
New Version: I connect, therefore I am.
2. The New Agoraphobia: You haven't been outside in days because you work at home, all your friends are on ICQ, you can order all your food online, you've just downloaded The Matrix, and you're waiting for your eBay auction to end.
3. Ping-Pong Machine: The message on your telephone answering machine is something like, "Hi, you've reached the address of www.JoeSmith.net; please leave your IP address, and I'll ping you as soon as I can."
4. You're Reading This: Even worse, you're going to forward it to someone else.
1 comment:
It's very funny and very true. Our lives are changing to this style. And we are losing the nature and all the good things that could make our lives very colorful.
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